joydivsion:

some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna

how to prepare for exams:

• do absolutely useless shit for 90% of the day
• freak out
• sleep

Fuck life, man.

Ugh nothing ever goes my fucking way. 

Dammit.

EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF.

Everyone’s either in a relationship, dating, hooking up, or just flirting, and I’m here like:

its-a-fucking-moose:

The teacher who you see around the school all the time but don’t have a clue what subject they teach

out-of-the-magicians-hat:

Fucking nervous for my senior presentation tomorrow..

UGH.

On the bright side, I don’t have to be at school until 11! :D <3

Going to a friends house
Normal people:  What a lovely home you have
Me:  Whats your wifi password?

The awkward moment after you masturbate to a picture of your teacher…

YOLO

‎1950's lyrics:  Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics:  When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics:  I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics:  Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

Why the fuck am I always horny?